yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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