it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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