i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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