Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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