You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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