i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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