Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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