Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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