You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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