his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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