Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
