hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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