my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
