Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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