is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
smell my finger.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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