Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
When are your genitals available?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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