No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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