I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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