Pappa wants mamma naked
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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