do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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