fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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