They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The struggles of a small town man whore
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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