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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
A bitchslap is in order.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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