I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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