Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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