moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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