I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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