My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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