Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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