I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
