as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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