I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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