when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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