week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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