I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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