break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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