You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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