He is an equal opportunity slut.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There r osticjed everywhere
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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