I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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