"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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