'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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