goodnight i made you a song goodbye
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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