Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I had to cum in my sink.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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