i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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