do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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