smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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