Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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