I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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