i think my mom watched the whole time
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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