yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
There are leaves in my underwear?
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