You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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