he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
In America we eat man semen.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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