There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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