if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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