dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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