Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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