I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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