we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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