im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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